Deep Thoughts by LaLa

Where are all the hair brushes?? I keep buying them and they keep disappearing. I think I've probably purchased ten hair brushes in the last two years and yet when it's time for school, I can never find one. Am I going to open a random drawer one day and find them all just sitting there? I know they get stolen away to brush a disheveled Barbie head now and then, but surely that would only account for one or two, not all ten! Do you think they go to the same place as mismatched socks? Where could ten hair brushes be that I never just happen upon them....especially those two soft ones that seem to brush more gently and cause fewer tears, where are they and will they ever come back??